As a man, you must have the ability to stimulate girls' emotions. Only in this way will girls find you interesting, romantic, and special.
If you want to chase girls, stimulating girls’ emotions is definitely an indispensable skill for you. 62 jokes to make girls happy will allow you to easily make girls laugh! If a girl is with you When we are happy together, it is easy to fall in love with you.
1. 62 jokes to make girls happy
Hello, you can consult the computer configuration ?
You said.
How much does it cost to equip a computer worth 3,000 yuan?
About 3,000 yuan.
Okay, thank you.
You’re welcome.
A classmate was on a blind date at home. I asked him how he was doing, and he said half the battle was successful. He went, but he didn’t.
How should you spray perfume? Where should you spray it and which part will keep the fragrance longest?
Nostrils.
In the company bathroom, I heard a male colleague talking on the phone. I cried so hard that I heard him say: "The most tragic thing in the world is not being broken up with, but getting back together three days after breaking up and finding that your girlfriend has learned a new posture."
"How long has it been since you last had a relationship?" "You seem to be asking me my age"
2. One-minute jokes to make a girl happy
1. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference from being carefree?
2. I know you like it Me, but I can't find the evidence.
3. I want to go to Europe and Southeast Asia recently. Friends who have never been there would like to ask, where does your money come from?
4. I just confessed my love. , let us congratulate just now.
5. Five people are chasing me at the same time. What can I do? Just give me my head.
6. Let me test your math. What is your phone number?
7. Hello everyone, I am Xiao Wang. If you accept me as your father, you will be the little prince!
8. You don’t have a partner anyway, so what’s wrong with asking me to be your partner? I can pick up 200 mineral water bottles a day. Is it possible that I will still be hungry?Looking after you?
9. If you like me, just blink your eyes. If you don’t like me, just put your left foot on your right shoulder.
10. I just want to ask you what time it is now. I have no other meaning. I just want to remind you that it’s getting late and you should like me.
