1)
"Research shows that 80% of boys cannot find the reason why their girlfriend is angry."
p>“The remaining 20% ??is pretty good.”
“No, the remaining 20% ??can’t even be seen as alive or not!”
2)
Last night I dreamed that my mother gave me a thousand yuan to buy clothes. I was very excited.
Then I called my mother this morning and I said: "I dreamed about you last night!"
My mother asked: "What did you dream about?"
I said: "I dreamed that you gave me 2,000 yuan to buy clothes."
My mother said directly: "Then your dream was wrong, it is definitely not your real mother." ! "
Me. . .
3)
I was watching a TV series about solving crimes with my sister, but when the real culprit was about to surface, it disappeared. mm said: "Do you know how to identify the real culprit?"
I thought for a while: "Then we need evidence to prove it."
MM: "No, no, like me, Lying flat, with the chest collapsed and evenly spread out, is a man’s chest.”
4)
When you have money, you become bad. I finally understand what those girls always mean when they say to me, "You are a good person."
5)
If you become a piece of shit in your next life, then I will become a fly, buzzing around you and spinning around you.
6)
Be sure to say that you are ugly before going on a blind date. If you are a beautiful and handsome man, everyone will think that you are very modest. If you are really ugly, at least you can find another advantage, which is honesty.
7)
The butterfly said to the ant: "You will never find a girlfriend if you are so boring. Have you ever considered it in the future?" The ant said: "I have considered it, but... The queen ant doesn’t like me.”
8)
Traffic is often congested in the forest recently. A traffic police team was formed, and the black cat was one of its members. Once on the road, it was very busy.
When he saw the rabbit driving over, he immediately blew the whistle and scolded: "Rabbit, your eyes are red, are you driving drunk?"
The crab's car also drove over. , it whistled again: "Crab, you are crossing the road again?!"
A kangaroo riding an electric bicycle passed by and was stopped by it again: "Kangaroo, you are not allowed to take children on bicycles in the future!"< /p>
When he saw the turtle, he became even more angry and said angrily: "Turtle, who put you on the fast track?"
9)
The nurses at the mental hospital were playing with the patients in the yard, and they were playing a lively game of eagle catching chicks. , when the dean saw it, he was furious: "This is nonsense! What if all the patients fly away!"
