Tricks to seduce girls, short and humorous sentences



Male: It’s so cold, do you know how to keep warm?

Female: I don’t know

Male: I don’t know either, but I know how to marry you

1. You ask me how much I like you, and I say no. come out. But I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love someone else.

2. I am a very lazy person, even too lazy to walk, but no matter how many kilometers I walk, I want to go to you. In my heart, I will live forever.

3. You run, I will chase you. I will chase you wherever you go

4. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest in the world. people.

5. If I lose you, what if I win the world?

6. Day and night will not be able to stop our deep longing!

7. Do you know that I have spent hundreds of years of loneliness waiting for you alone, and that my love songs for thousands of nights have been sung only for you?

Male: I feel that I am living less and less like myself

Female: Why?

Male: The more I live, the more like your boyfriend

8. Meeting you is accidental, falling in love with you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, and getting you is joyful Yes, it is inevitable that it will accompany you throughout your life.

9. My biggest extravagance in this life is to wash your feet in the same basin with you every day and stay together until we grow old - so old that we can't go anywhere. I cry in the cold night on an empty pillow. The blue sea shows my heart in the distant road. The love of my parents is as gentle and kind as the blue moon. I often ask in my heart where to report.

10. You can get out of my sight, but you can never get out of my deep yearning for you. Mountains and rivers block us from seeing each other, but they cannot block my deep wishes for you: May you, the person I love most, be happy!

11. I once told myself not to be emotional anymore, but I just heard your words. Voice, I fell deeply in love with you

12. I finally discovered that there is abundant love in this world, and I cannot live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen... Meeting you is a kind of fate, falling in love with you is a kind of beauty, being with you is a kind of blessing. I am willing to be with you forever.

13. If you were the most distant and beautiful aurora in the sky, I would be willing to turn into an ice and snow mountain and silently wait for your light in the silent passage of time. If heaven is the closest place to you, I would I can give up everything in the world, just to let you go, this love will never change

14. When the night comes, will the sea still be blue? When the sky snows, the trees will still be Will it be green? When you are sad, will I still be happy?

Male: Do you know my last name?

Female: What, how do I know?

Male: I am happy after knowing you

15. Breaking up means not loving each other anymore. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make the other person feel better, but to make the other person feel better.I want to make myself feel better!

16. Look at you, you look like a coward, you can’t get over it, and you can’t forget the past.

17. Don’t disturb those who are already living in your memory. Maybe this is the distance that suits you best.

18. I don’t want to dream anymore. I dream that you are nice to me. Before I wake up, my heart feels a lot sad.

19. It was obviously you who approached me first, but it was me who was reluctant to let go in the end. Perhaps, deep affection is always betrayed, and only thin affection will be missed to the bone.

20. Sometimes, I suddenly feel irritable, feel uncomfortable with everything I look at, feel depressed and panic, and desperately want to find an exit

21. It is said that women are made of water. Men are made of clay, so are shemales made of cement?

Male: Actually, I am very carefree

Female: Really?

Male: Because I My heart is spent on you

22. Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou. A graceful lady, a gentleman is fond of quarrels. There are various water plants flowing left and right. A graceful lady, I long for her.

23. Take good care of yourself, I don’t want to wait until the next life to love again.

24. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means not having you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life.

25. Without you, my world has no color; without you, my sky has no white clouds; without you, my body has no soul; without you, my life is only tragedy!

< p>26. The green water is originally worry-free, but it frowns because of the wind; the green mountains are not old, but are white-headed by snow, and love needs no words. Your thoughtfulness has trapped me, making it impossible for me not to love you.

27. If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice. Clumsy love, dull life, clumsy cuddling, silly together. Even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow, you can still nestle in a warm haystack, hug you tightly and bite your ears.

28. Maybe you can really lose something, but you can lose everything, but I can’t live without you; you may really lose something, but you can lose everything, but I can’t lose you. My dear, I love you forever.

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